Meanwhile on a parallel universe
I laughed way too hard at this
you dont know true competition until youre one of the last two people in musical chairs
i nearly killed someone like this once
the chair games
may the chairs be ever in your favor
game of thrones
why do moms get so pissed about how many empty water bottles you have in your room
I want a cactus in a cute little pot and I’ll name it after you because you’re a fucking prick.
Ugh, all these fangirls pretending to be REAL Hannibal fans. I bet you’ve never even eaten a person
whose line will forever be one of my favorites
and my U.S. History teacher was trying to get us to understand why it was such a big deal that England had put a tax on colonial sugar, and he goes,
"What if you had to pay a tax every time you logged onto wifi?"
And the whole class just went
and I heard at least two people whisper “I would murder someone”
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"can you feel it mr krabs?"
where is this going
This post just took an unexpected turn